Today jokes
-
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!