Today jokes
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !