Today jokes
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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers