Today jokes
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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!