Today jokes
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What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha
Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !