Today jokes
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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her friend, 'you've lost your engine!' 'Never mind dear,' said auntie. 'I've got a spare one in the trunk.'
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.