Today jokes
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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!
Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!