Today jokes
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My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !
How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!
How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!