Today jokes
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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !
What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !