Today jokes
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !