Today jokes
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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !
Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !