Today jokes
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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!