Today jokes
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How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!
Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
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