New jokes
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads