New jokes
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A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"