New jokes
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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !