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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

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yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

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yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

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Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?

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I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?

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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."

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