New jokes
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!