New jokes
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How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce
Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning
Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana
What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues