New jokes
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
How do hurricanes see? -With one eye
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone
What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up
What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister
How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs