New jokes
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Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone