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Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.