New jokes
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"Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"
Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !