New jokes
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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.
Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.
Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.