New jokes
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.