New jokes
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading