New jokes
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !