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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.
What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.
What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.