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How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.