New jokes
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What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.
What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.
How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.
What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.