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What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.