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Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."
Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')