New jokes
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Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana
What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues
Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze