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The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?" "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absol utely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor
What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor
Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark