New jokes
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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."