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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."