New jokes
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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !