New jokes
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What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.