New jokes
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What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !
"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !