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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."
What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.