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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!