New jokes
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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !