New jokes
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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.
What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).