New jokes
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!