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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!
Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !