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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"