New jokes
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!