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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.
Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.