New jokes
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What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."
What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!
What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.
What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!
What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.