New jokes
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What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam
What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.
What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!
What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!
What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.