New jokes
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Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?