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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.